Here comes Mr. Football Man.
He’s a self-proclaimed Brighton fan,
Especially liked the team of Japan,
Had a few feud with Real Madrid Stans.
But if you ask him to not look at his phone,
He can’t said a full word on his own.
So when people ask, how much do Mitoma earn per week.
Mr. Football Man would rather use DeepSeek.

Here comes Mr. Football Man.
His team and grade failed him again.
His friends told him to watch less on weekends.
However, he didn’t really listen.
He crafted tables, put in stats,
only to find out his exams were fucked up.
I wonder how his pride would fall,
When his friends find out he doesn’t know football at all.